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Movie Review: The Magnificent Seven

the-magnificent-seven-2016-5kI generally don’t review remakes and normally I stick to science fiction or fantasy for my reviews of movies and books.

I’m making an exception because I enjoyed Magnificent 7.  It was a fun, action-filled movie.  It didn’t drag out some long-winded message about how terrible our ancestors were (mine were over in Europe) or some weird camera angles with an obtuse story.  This was a simple story about seven killers putting down a very bad man and his army.

As remakes go, it’s better than most.  In fact, it would have been just fine as a movie by itself, without using the Magnificent 7 title.  It still harkens back to the story of Seven Samurai, but that’s fine.  That story in itself is simply a retelling of many stories, where heroes are humanized by showing that they possessed human traits and flaws.

In that, Magnificent Seven meets a level of success but also sadly falls short of where it might have been.  In part, this is due to the excellent actors they had.  They don’t go into the backgrounds of the various characters.  This moves the story along, but it also leaves the viewer feeling robbed.  I left the theater wanting to know more about the men who had died… this was because of the tremendous actors more than the writing.  They managed to portray histories of loss or darkness with a look or a single gesture than they did by words or exposition.  In that, we probably have a good director and excellent acting to thank.

In part, I like that because too many hollywood movies have become so explanatory as to be annoying.  If someone mentions that at dawn, they’ll move out, it almost feels as if someone will pause to mention that it’ll be light at dawn, so we can see things.

Magnificent Seven doesn’t do these explanations.  We don’t know whether most of the men who fight (and die) against the villain are good or bad, we don’t know why many of them chose to fight.  We get the sense that some do it for good reasons while others do it merely because fighting is all they know how to do.   You can tell they put thought into those reasons and I wanted a bit more on the why.

The action is smooth and the violence is both shocking and satisfying.  Though towards the final part, you start to wonder just where the villain got so many mooks willing to charge in and die so readily.  The action isn’t hard to follow, though there are some rather severe liberties taken up with one weapon system in particular that had me rolling my eyes.  (Spoiler: Gatling Guns should not work like an MG42 and even it might have difficulties achieving such levels of destruction.)

I’d recommend it.  The humor and one-liners are fantastic.   The action is exciting, the villain is a weasel, and the heroes stand out for the fact that they are courageous despite their flaws.

Movie Review: Star Trek Beyond

star-trek-beyond-ff_justinlin-kirk_2-1200x798I saw Star Trek Beyond on Friday.  I’ve got to say, I’ve been somewhat amblivient about the reboot of the series.  It often felt like the first two movies were riding the coat-tails of the original ones.  With the latest movie, the rebooted series finally seems to have come into its own.

Star Trek Beyond still has the playfulness of the previous movies and the ability to be self-referential without taking things to parody.  The continued adventures of the Enterprise and her crew are exciting and in this movie they finally got into the purpose: exploration.  Star Trek Beyond managed to capture that elusive sense of wonder that is what gives Star Trek its broad appeal.  This isn’t a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.  This is a vision of our future and ideals that we can all aspire to: seeing strange new worlds and discovering strange new civilizations.

Yes, there’s a dastardly threat and James T Kirk and friends have to foil it, but they take that in stride.  They don’t bemoan things or grow cynical, they take it in stride and view this as an obstacle to overcome so that they can go back to what their normal mission is.

The characters are vibrant, the story is acceptable, and the science at least doesn’t give me a headache.  As far as science fiction, it’s a great movie.  For Star Trek, I’d rate it as better than any of the other recent movies, better, in fact, than any since the original Kirk (and possibly better than a few of those, too).

It’s a modern movie for a modern audience, so drawing comparisons beyond that is pretty much impossible.  I enjoyed Star Trek Beyond from the beginning to end and while I didn’t leave the movie theater wanting more, I did linger at the end to see if they’d slipped something into the credits like Marvel does (they did, but it’s simply a couple of acknowledgments for Leonard Nemoy and Anton Yelchin, both of which I appreciated).

I’d recommend seeing it in theaters.  My only complaint there would be the shaky action scenes which made following some of the action early on in the movie a little difficult.

Movie Review: Legend of Tarzan

maxresdefaultAs a fan of Edgar Rice Burroughs, I decided to go see Legend of Tarzan.  The movie came out recently but sort of dropped off the radar, so I wasn’t really sure what to expect.

Legend of Tarzan isn’t a “profound” movie for all that it has a number of potentially hot-topic subjects.  There are underlying themes of man vs nature, man vs man, and man vs himself.  Those are there, but those themes are secondary to the spectacle.  The audience is expected to feel the wonder and excitement, not to spend time thinking about existential topics.

And it works.  Legend of Tarzan manages to tackle a host of potentially controversial content and turn it into a fun adventure.  It isn’t the best move (not by far), but it is fun.

I joked after seeing the movie that it was a better superman movie than than the past two movies.  Tarzan is a strong, brave hero… just as in the books.  You aren’t meant to question his abilities or strengths, just to watch as he overcomes obstacle after obstacle.  He uses a surprising amount of compassion and empathy to overcome obstacles… or sometimes just an ability to take a beating.

All in all, it’s a fun movie.  There’s a lot of good humor and fun action.  Not an essential movie, but true to the underlying fantasy of the books.

 

Movie Review: Independence Day: Resurgence

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I celebrated Independence Day by watching Independence Day: Resurgence.

Independence Day Resurgence is a disaster flick cross-dressed as military science fiction.

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Aliens…

Now, if you’re looking for some in-depth characterization and a vibrant plot… well, this isn’t what you’re looking for.  Much like stumbling across Tim Curry in drag on Rocky Horror Picture Show, you can tell there’s something a little off about the thing.

While ID Resurgence is dressed up in a pastiche of patriotism and chest-thumping humanity is great… well, it almost feels like the movie doesn’t believe it.  Humanity spends 20 years building up an awesome effort to defend itself… which it loses in under five minutes.

…Who does that?  Come on, it’s military SF, if it’s a doomed effort, at least let us get to watch and celebrate the individuals who are about to die defending humanity, right?  You can’t just show off all this drool-worthy military hardware and then not even give us a chance

It is my very favorite gun
It is my very favorite gun…

to see it really perform!  That would be like if Jayne never got to use Vera after his awesome introduction!

And then there’s this weird sort of planetary government.  We’re told that humanity has united and there’s no war and blah blah blah… oh, look, there’s some kind of African warlord whose people don’t seem at all friendly.  But we’re unified, no more nations?  But there are still Chinese and they don’t seem to get along well with the Americans.  But there’s no nations… right?

It’s sort of hard to get fired up about a global government that doesn’t seem to really do anything.  They did a cool memorial ceremony… they seem to sort of be in charge of the military, and they have a world council.  We don’t even really see a name, although the rebuilt White House seems to house the President of this world government.

And the plot overall is… well, predictable.  There’s the aliens.  There’s our pathetic attempt at defense.  There’s the countdown to world destruction.  There’s the crazy last-ditch hail-mary play to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.  It feels like someone took a list of Science Fiction movie tropes and started checking boxes.  (Giant alien queen, need one of those, school bus full of kids in danger’s way, need one of those too, hey, destroy two major cities for the price of one, sign me up!… oh, look, a special on nuclear warheads that don’t actually do anything, we definitely need a few dozen of those…)

Now that I’ve bashed the movie a bit, I’ll go into the good.  This is a fun time.  There’s explosions.  There’s heroics.  There’s sacrifice and emotional bits… and there’s a great sense of humor.  This isn’t a movie that takes itself too seriously.  The heroes are cracking jokes in the midst of the destruction… and that kind of humor is what gets you through such desperate situations.

The movie also has a sense of optimism.  There’s no one crying out to give up, to give in.  Everyone struggles to find solutions, to find a way to save humanity, right up to the very end.

In all, though, it never rises to the potential that they had with a strong cast and a big budget.  ID Resurgence could have been so much more… and for that I’m left disappointed.

 

 

 

 

Movie Review of Captain America: Civil War (No Spoilers)

Red vs Blue
Red vs Blue

No Spoilers.

I’m not a comic book fan.  In fact, the couple times I’ve tried to read comic books, I’ve come away frustrated and annoyed.  Mostly because I read too fast and I don’t stop to appreciate the art.

That said, I did read up on what “Civil War” would involve, seeing as I love the Marvel movies.  As the characters have grown through multiple movies, I find myself liking the series more and more.  Captain America has become my favorite… because unlike the other characters, he doesn’t struggle with the power he has, he struggles to do as much good as he can.  In fact, while I really liked and identified with Tony Stark back in Iron Man… well, I think he’s kind of turned into a self-absorbed a-hole of late.

Which sets him up brilliantly in this movie.  What we have is a fight where everyone has grounded, established reasons for picking sides over the stated premise.  In fact, it’s brilliantly established that the central characters have multiple reasons, some of them they may not even realize themselves, to oppose one another.

It gets better, though.  The fantastic writing pays out in scene after scene.  New characters are brought in perfectly, in a way that doesn’t break up the action or come across with inconsistency.  One scene flows into the next and when you finally feel like you can’t take anymore, the action takes a break and gives you some time to recover.

There’s fantastic use of dramatic tension and symbolism.  In just about every scene I would think to myself “wow, I see what you did there, good job.”  This is storytelling at it’s finest.  You’re here to see what would make Earth’s defenders throw down and they deliver… in a way that doesn’t leave you doubting why for an instant.

I don’t normally like movies where the good guys are at odds.  In fact, it’s a storyline that I hate in books, movies, and TV.  Having been at odds with friends before, I hate the feeling, the anger and at the same time that feeling that something in the world is wrong.  Seeing it in movies often just makes me irritated.  In Captain America Civil War, there’s none of that.  Yes, I wish that our heroes would stop and talk things out, but their circumstances are such that they have no choice other than to be who they are.  Besides, we came to see them punching each other.

Thematically, Civil War is about individual rights and freedoms against the collective.  In my mind, they pulled it off brilliantly.  There were no compromises, no pulled punches.  These superheroes are responsible for saving or failing to save the lives of thousands, maybe millions (possibly all of Earth).  Their fight right now comes back to the very reasons they are heroes.  It’s simple enough to say “I’m the good guy, this is just what I do.”  It’s a lot harder to make a movie like this, where the heroes are forced to confront their own moralities.

Would I have liked a different storyline?  Probably… but I think the movies would be poorer for it.  In Captain America: Civil War the writers and directors drew a line in the sand.  They forced the characters to grow and us as an audience as well.  If we want to watch big stupid men pummel each other and slaughter enemies without consequence, we should go watch some other movies (Looking at you DC).  If we want to see genuine, real, people, who do what they do for complex reasons and who really struggle to improve the world and take responsibility for their actions, then this is the movie you should be watching.

If you’ve enjoyed any of the Marvel movies, go and see Civil War.  You won’t regret it.

Movie Review: Deadpool

Deadpool: A Valentine's Day movie in the style of Roman Lupercalia
Deadpool: A Valentine’s Day movie in the style of Roman Lupercalia

In ancient times, the Romans celebrated Lupercalia, a fertility celebration with some vague ties to Valentines Day.  Lupercalia involved blood sacrifice, lots of nudity, and a little bit of violence.   In that fashion, Deadpool is the perfect movie to celebrate that holiday.

I thought that writing a review about the new Deadpool movie would be easy, but it’s more difficult than I thought.  My first comment would have to be: Do not take your kids to this movie.  I don’t care how progressive a parent you are… just don’t.  At my showing, there were over a dozen families in the audience… and at least a few of them headed for the doors not long into the movie.  Your kids don’t need to be exposed to this stuff, and unless you’re ready to explain some rather esoteric humor, you’ll probably be glad you left them at home.

That disclaimer aside, it’s a complicated movie.

On the one hand, it is outrageously vulgar and violent…. while being accurate in too many ways to fully describe.  The violence is at once cartoonish and yet the wounds, the manner of death, is particularly accurate.  The profanity and vulgarity are both over the top and yet utterly fitting.

On the other hand, the movie is absolutely hilarious.  I haven’t laughed so much in any movie I can recently remember.  The humor is dark, sarcastic, and often inappropriate… but it works wonderfully.

It’s a complex movie, filled with slapstick and it takes time to point at itself and laugh.  From the opening credits to the final end-scene, there isn’t any waste.  Everything in the movie is designed to be funny and entertaining.  It is fantastically done.

This isn’t a movie for the faint of heart.  There’s enough realistically depicted violence, sexual content, and horrible things to offend just about anyone.  That said, if you go into it with the right mindset, you’ll probably walk out with a smile on your face.  It points and laughs at itself, it points and laughs at the audience for watching, but the movie has the balls to pull it off, great marketing, and you can tell they really enjoyed making the movie.

Stick around after the credits (assuming you’re not one of the families I saw in the theater, who generally fled as soon as the credits rolled).  Pay attention throughout the movie, there’s plenty of humor to be found.  I’m excited they’re making a sequel, I’m looking forward to seeing that, hopefully with a bit bigger a budget.

As a side note, literally not one of the movies they showed trailers for looked remotely appealing.  Yes, that includes the upcoming Batman vs Superman  movie.  Don’t even get me started about The Purge…

Next movie I see will probably be Captain America: Civil War.

Review: Star Wars The Force Awakens (Spoiler Free)

maxresdefaultAfter seeing that Star Wars: The Force Awakens was coming out the same weekend as not only my anniversary but also my move, I was pretty certain I wouldn’t get to see it until the following week.  Fortunately for my sanity, my wife is also a fan and we managed to fit it into our insane schedule for the weekend.

Since the move revolves around surprises and plot twists, I’ll keep this review spoiler free and friendly to those who don’t want anything ruined.  I may, at a later time, discuss some of those things, but not here.

First off, it captures a lot of the spirit of the original.  This is, in no uncertain terms, an homage to the originals, albiet one written by a younger generation.  The themes, of good struggling against evil and of evil against good, are the same.  The idea of family legacies and of discovering ones full potential, are there as well.  There are many references, both direct and indirect, to places, people, and events of the previous movies, along with deliberate parallels written to make the audience go “Okay, this is Star Wars.”

I’ve seen a lot of discussion about the movie’s merits, but much of the disappointment (and there is some) is more from those who didn’t manage their expectations.  There is no way that JJ Abrams and Disney are going to recreate the Expanded Universe books, page by page.  For one thing, there’s too much there and for another, it would strip away all the pleasure of the mystery and wonder of discovery.  I loved Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn books and those of Michael Stackpole’s X Wing series, and other books of the expanded universe were fun, engaging, and exciting.  What they are not is a good way to write a new and exciting movie.   I’ve heard they’re writing new books, set in the new universe.  I’ll probably read some of them and I might introduce my children to them, someday.  For that matter, I’d love the opportunity to write some of them.

Where the movie succeeds is in capturing the excitement, from the very opening crawl to the last, emotional scene, you can feel that this is Star Wars, that the cast and crew poured love and excitement into its crafting, and that it is a movie that your children will want to share with theirs.  It did what I hoped it would and resurrected the franchise.

Is it a perfect movie?  Not in the least.  There’s a tone of pandering at times, of giving the audience what they want.  As an adult, there were many twists that I could guess at, ones that a child or someone new to the genre probably wouldn’t.  Some of the constraints of the good guys, as well, were maddening, but mostly, again, from my own perspective rather than the flow of the film.

Still, the movie is exceptional in that it breathed new life to the Star Wars franchise.  I’m excited to see the next one, thrilled to have spin-offs like Rogue One, and overall filled with questions.  I highly recommend the movie to all fans of the original Star Wars trilogy.

Boundless Optimism: Tomorowland Movie Review

Disney's TOMORROWLAND
Disney’s TOMORROWLAND

I just saw Tomorrowland yesterday.  This is a statement where the tense is correct but your brain pauses and says, “Wait, what?”

The movie has become one of my must-haves as far as DVD/Bluray.  Yes, it was that good.  In Tomorrowland, they’ve built a movie which manages to look at the future in a way that is both critical and optimistic.  It’s highly entertaining, with the main character being both humorous and inspiring.

Why is it so good?  Because the main character challenges everything.  When confronted with harsh reality, she challenges people to make it better.  When offered literally no hope, she refuses to believe that there is no hope.  She takes on the hopelessness and nihilism that society seems to have buckled under and her very energy and drive makes it clear how silly we are to have given up already.  She’s challenging the other characters in the movie, but she’s also managing to challenge the audience: don’t give up hope, don’t stop dreaming about a better world.

Does Tomorrowland have flaws?  Of course it does, but it was enjoyable enough that I didn’t care.  This was a movie that after you leave the theater, you want to talk about with your friends.  There were a ton of details with homages and references and it’s a movie that my wife and I spent hours discussing.  It’s a movie that was able to simultaneously represent hope for the future and still fit in a cautionary tale… one which doesn’t bludgeon you over the head with messages and themes, but instead invites you to set back and enjoy the ride.

Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie Review (With Spoilers)

I actually saw Avengers: Age of Ultron last week Monday, but I’ve been very busy so I haven’t really had a chance to post what I thought of it until now.  At this point, most of you who read this blog have probably already seen it.  If you haven’t, you should probably skip this review as it will contain spoilers.

The action comes fast and heavy with this movie.  It starts out mid action sequence.  If you’re like me and you watch Agents of Shield, then you had some idea of what was coming.  If not, then they explain pretty well.  Hydra has been doing human research in an eastern european country.  This appears to be their last remaining base (but it is Hydra, so do not hold your breath) and the Avengers take it out pretty readily.

The interesting part comes when we find out that the two surviving test subjects volunteered for the testing.  We get to see Scarlet Witch (never called that in the movie, as far as I can tell), in action as well as her brother, Quicksilver.  As is said in the movie, “he’s fast and she’s weird.”  Scarlet Witch’s power set seems extremely comprehensive, possibly even too powerful.  She’s got telekenetics, telepathy, even what might be clairvoyance (she shows Tony Stark a vision of a possible future where the Avengers are defeated).  The same can also be said for Quicksilver (Who we only ever see laid low twice, both being his own actions rather than those of someone else), which works well enough as they fight the Avengers (each of them outclassing the entire team in their own ways), but as they join up with the team, it almost seems too easy.

As for the rest of the cast, we get to see quite a bit more of Black Widow and Hawkeye.  Black Widow comes across as far more human, and vulnerable, than we’ve seen to date.  Her budding relationship with Bruce Banner adds an interesting current to the actions they take as they both try to protect each other… until Natasha realizes that she needs “the other guy” more than she can afford to protect him from that pain and shame.   The dynamic is all the more interesting for the fact that while you can tell that Bruce is attracted and interested, he is also terrified of hurting her in his alter ego as the Hulk.  Joss Whedon did a great job with Hawkeye, showing us his wife and family and then throwing out the red herrings that suggested Hawkeye wasn’t going to make it.  They were subtle, but just heavy enough that most everyone I’ve talked to caught them.  Seeing Hawkeye as a person, with a wife and kids, made him, and by extension the others, more human, more real.

My complaints in this movie come from the theme of hubris, which was pretty much what I was afraid of.  We have seen Tony Stark go to this well over and over and over again.  We’ll presumably see it again in Captain America, Civil War.  I’m tired of it.  We get it.  Tony Stark can be an arrogant ass and make mistakes.  This, in general, seems to be the theme of every one of the Iron Man movies.  I liked those movies… but not as the main plot to Avengers.  Ultron was a mistake.  An avoidable one… which plot apparently required Tony Stark to be an idiot and Bruce Banner (who gods know should know better than to mess with things he barely understands) to go along with him.  They did a good job with the overall execution of this plotline, but it still comes off as… well, lazy.  Comic book lore had Hank Pym (I think) as Ultron’s creator.  Would it have been too hard to throw a cameo his way, since he’ll be introduced in Ant Man in a few months anyway?  For that matter, we’re already swallowing aliens, why not give him an extraterrestrial origin?  Why does everything have to be Tony Stark’s fault?  Basically at this point the character has become severely irritating to me, as he is a character that doesn’t learn.

On to the stuff I did like.  The one-liners and humor was excellent.  The scene where Vision casually picks up Mjolnir was perfectly executed.  Hawkeye’s defeat of the Scarlet Witch when she goes to mess with his brain and his response were equally perfect.  Throughout there was a level of humor and excitement, even when things were the darkest.  The titanic ‘fist bump’ between the Hulk and Stark’s Hulkbuster was both epic from an action perspective and humorous enough to bring a snort of laughter.  The action flowed smoothly enough and was easy enough to follow that I never had to stop and go: wait, what?  Ultron’s nefarious plan was evil genius as expected and while he came off as confused and muddled sometimes, he also was sinister enough to take seriously.

All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and I’ll probably catch it again while it is still in theaters.  My main complaint was, again, on the origins of Ultron and Tony Stark’s requirement to have his own failures rubbed in his face again and again rather than any issues with the movie itself.  The action, special effects, scope, and characterization were all excellent and at the end, I was left wanting more.

 

 

Exploding Heads: Kingsman Movie Review

Kingsman: The Secret Service
Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kingsman: The Secret Service is, in many ways, a throwback to the spy movies of old.  It doesn’t hesitate to be self-referential, with references to over-the-top maniacal villains, bizarre henchmen, and suave and sophisticated spies.  All the same, the action and violence are modern, with raw violence and and tightly choreographed fight sequences that flow together in a fashion that’s fun to watch, absurdly superhuman, and designed to make you laugh just as much as some of the one liners.

So why am I reviewing it when I normally review only science fiction or fantasy movies?  Well, I had a few extra minutes and I think some of the science and much of the plot can fit into the science fiction and fantasy realms.  It’s a fun, exciting, movie, with a couple of genuinely emotional scenes and a lot of chuckle-worthy one-liners and sequences.  What it isn’t is a movie that you can come away from with anything deeper than that.  If you try to make sense of some of the twists and turns, you’ll just give yourself a headache.

The basic premise is easy enough to follow, self-made billionaire and philanthropist turns villainous and has a twisted and convoluted plot to achieve his goals.  The Kingsmen, spies who answer only to themselves, lose a member and must replace him.  The story then follows Eggsy, who is recruited into their training program by one of the spies who worked with his deceased father.  I won’t go into further details to save on spoilers, but I will say that Eggsy’s outfit drove me nuts, a sure sign that I’m getting old.  Some part of me just wanted to rip the flat-brimmed ball cap off his head, much less tell him to tie his shoes.   Still, by the end of it, Eggsy has completed his transformation and become someone who is a true gentleman as they said earlier in the movie: “A true gentleman is not better than others, he is better than the man he once was.”  While that bit of contemplation is about as deep as the movie goes, it was an interesting shift as his character developed throughout the movie, until he finally stood on his own.

This movie’s action sequences are not, by any measure, tame.  Thankfully it doesn’t go the route of many current action films based off comic books (this one is as well, if you read those), and they don’t use too much CGI blood.  What they do have is a lot of it as well as a lot of violence.  In the opening bit the exotic hench-woman bifurcates a man and about a half dozen people are brutally killed.  There is one sequence, in particular where people are shot, stabbed, impaled, bludgeoned to death, impaled some more, and well… you get the idea.  The exploding heads sprinkled throughout just add that extra bit of shock factor, I suppose.  Even so, it is tremendously entertaining and you aren’t left feeling much sympathy for those who get murdered.  Especially in the case of those whose heads do, indeed, explode.

All in all, I’d recommend seeing the movie as a fun night out.  It’s not, by any stretch, a profound or deep movie, but it’s a lot of fun and it doesn’t hesitate to poke fun at itself, which is probably why it works so well.